deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.

Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.

by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024

Nut

A food you eat(what else would you think?)

Those salted nuts are gooood!

by Leninaut May 29, 2018

Frosted Nuts

Obviously, the best pker in all of Runescape is Frosted Nuts. Nobody can even come close to his godlike power. If you were in the unlikely even of meeting this mighty warrior in PVP, you might as well start dropping your own nuts.

Person 1: Dude! I saw Frosted Nuts in PVP the other day!
Person 2: So what happened?
Person 1: I don't even remember! It was mad! All I do remember is that he was completely impervious to my attacks. He was like a GOD. When I was dropped, he said. "You have been Frosted."

by Legion R. April 6, 2009