A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.
"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"
by Saitama123 August 31, 2025
Get the Zimbabwe Ringtone Sales mug.The act of walking or moving about with the aid of a zimmer frame (walker). Often done with surprising speed or style, proving that mobility aids can be used with flair.
Don’t underestimate Grandma—she was absolutely zimming down the corridor to bingo night.
After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.
After his knee surgery, he spent a few weeks zimming around the house like a pro.
by Baz195 September 17, 2025
Get the Zimming mug.When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.
Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.
by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025
Get the Zimbabwean tugboat mug.a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
Get the Matteo Zimmerman mug.A young hip teacher whose clothes Emma Katherine's posse wants. She is kind of mean and has no personality.
by supercutekid November 19, 2011
Get the Miss Zimmerman mug.The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.
'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'
by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012
Get the Beer zimmer mug.Shes horny very often. She lures guys into her sex dungeon. She fingers herself one every hour. Shes really pretty. She forces guys to have sex.
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