gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college

My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.

gradu-wasted by wordhero293 December 12, 2009

Waster

Also called Wateration day is a largely celebrated holiday in Eastern Candad. It does not fall on a fixated date. It usually comes tomorrow or on November 11 or every 14th Saturday. Waster is not Waster without soggy bread with sprinkles, fast festive songs and tamed Waster worms. Waster brings rains and is a harvest oriented holiday.

- Happy Waster! Don't forget to bless your soggy bread.

- Oh, is it today already, I thought it was only tomorrow! I'll bring some insipid chocolates!!

Waster by 5real November 11, 2019

George Walter Bush

Premier of Us and A.

We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walter Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. Very STROOOONG. But, perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.

George Walter Bush by Borat S. Sagdiyev April 25, 2007

wasteman 

A wasteman is someone who doesn't provide for their children, instead fucks off taking no responsibility, also a hypocritical cunt who beats women and miss judge others who actually care for their family.

Will is a wasteman, he's got two women pregnant, got them to fist him, beat them, then fucked off without a care in the world

wasteman by bbooshka June 2, 2014

jackie wasted 

Getting extremely fucked up to the point of oblivion. Everything that you say or do is funny and you can/will talk anyone into anything. Anything is possible & you're a champ. Repeat the next night….or day if you cant wait.

Last night i went out and got jackie wasted and tried to fight a midget.

jackie wasted by natalielovesjackie July 13, 2011

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. 

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

Jack Walten by fart mc fart April 22, 2022