The baby batter of all human life. This is the white sticky substance that comes out of the penis and usually lands on the face
by Ryan Sisk July 17, 2006

male:"hey Candice!"
female:" What!?!?"
male:"are you hungry?"
female:"Yeahhhhh!!!!!"
male:"Would you like some Pang Wang!!!!!!"
female:" What!?!?"
male:"are you hungry?"
female:"Yeahhhhh!!!!!"
male:"Would you like some Pang Wang!!!!!!"
by pang wang #1 June 3, 2009

Enjoying hot wings with a girl who doesn't wipe off her hands and gives you a handjob under the table
by Combustible Huxtable October 12, 2011

Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you're half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top (and reaching for your wing wang) in the next seat over while you're going a hundred miles an hour down a suburban side street. --P. J. O'Rourke
by A LAMA October 17, 2007

by wraith August 30, 2004

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

A human with a unusual sized penis attached to their forehead. Only a small percentage of the worlds population is subject to this unfortune.
by Hoolio July 31, 2003
