wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

by chickunman June 15, 2003

Walking Taco

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.

Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.

by McStool the Second April 15, 2014

Walking o

Stands for walking orgasim. Refers to any person who rates higher then a 10.

God! Shannon is a walking o.

by kriszig February 22, 2005

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Walking-short

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short

Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective

by tangencies January 16, 2010

Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

Walking Billboard of Death

A person who is covered with tattoos memorializing their friends, lovers, family and pets

That girl has so many tats, she's a walking billboard of death

by BB5710 July 30, 2011