Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.
Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.
by Mr Falcone October 26, 2007
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dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm
Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.
by Hdjdjnrj February 14, 2021
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The Head of the Round Table

1. a. A scenario in which one assumes an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. A position of authority in which one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1.You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
by Maskil February 04, 2012
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Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome
Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.
by qazxsw 13 January 25, 2013
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Table tug chug

When you get a handjob under a bar or table while chugging a beer
I got a table tug chug going on at the bar right now. Beeyach
by SWEATSHOPPER November 10, 2018
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knockin' over tables

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.
Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.
by L January 16, 2005
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car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 08, 2018
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