Super Squirt

when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.

what a super soaker, she super squirted on my sheets a vampire dream, a sight to see. super squirt.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.

Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"

by George gets play November 5, 2022

Sea Squirt

To ejaculate into the ocean.

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."

by my name thor November 14, 2022

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.

He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.

by RozMaToz October 6, 2022

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022