What looks just like a “Real” rock, but when you step on said “Rock” to take a phenomenal picture with your friends, it squish’s down, very unlike a rock, and gets all over your brand new shoes!!!
by OmniJohnson April 28, 2019
What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.
When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".
by 19Bearhunter March 30, 2008
The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.
I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!
by Hank Reed March 02, 2005
Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.
by real name October 22, 2014
Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.
by ARMS March 29, 2005
code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing
"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"
"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."
"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."
by Liz July 05, 2005
(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
by michael foolsley June 20, 2011