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Soccer

An awesome sport in which one of the main rules is to kick balls.
Sorry I can't, I have soccer today.
by sp!ffeh June 18, 2009
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Soccer Mom Butt

Damn Sarah you have a total soccer mom butt
by stutes magoots November 23, 2009
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Soccer

The world's most popular sport, enough said. Though, it has to be said that it requires more mental processes than any other sport, mainly because play doesn't stop every 5 seconds like American football. Also, the players aren't covered head-to-toe in pads, they have to play both offense and defense and don't leave the field every 2 minutes, and above all, they actually use their feet to play (I know, weird concept to grasp). Baseball, boring unless the ball is hit and even then the play only lasts 10 seconds. Basketball continues the play more so than others but still stops every 30 seconds or so.

Simply put, soccer is the most dynamic sport on the planet and it is true what people say about that it is played in every country. The soccer legend Pele juggled oranges when he was a little boy growing up in Brazil, furthermore, you don't even need other people to play the game. It always has been and always will be the greatest, worldly accepted sport.
Soccer player: I am a boss
American Football player: I guess I'm alright
Baseball Player: Whew, my gut is bigger than i thought.
by None yo biznass January 10, 2011
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Mexican Soccer Game

While someone is giving someone anal sex, a third person jumps in the room and gives the receiver a series of swift kicks to the groinal area.
Mary wouldn't stop complaining, so her boyfriend asked his buddy to jump in and give her the meanest mexican soccer game in history.
by M m October 22, 2006
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soccer

Dude, soccer is awesome.
by hallt94 June 20, 2008
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ladies soccer

The description of an act that is unecessary, of little importance, pathetic, for a weak individual, and unathletic.
Ladies soccer, you have to go hang out with your family instead of bang hot chicks.
by Taxtrip December 6, 2006
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Soccer Taco

A creative way for the sign industry, invented by Rachel Taft in 2008, to explain to customers why their PDF logo isn't a usable vector image...
I explain to the customer that the PDF they have given me is like a soccer taco... "the image inside your pdf started out as a soccerball. You have wrapped it in a taco shell by saving it as a PDF. Just because your soccerball is wrapped in a taco shell doesnt make it a taco. At no point does saving your soccerball as a PDF make it into usable beef, it doesnt change the original composition of your image... I still need you to send me a taco..."
by RABT March 13, 2009
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