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Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.
"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."
by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023
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Sandor Selfie

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.
If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.
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ai selfies

An app to create professional headshots using ai
Ai selfies allows you to create profile pictures from your selfies
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Adamson Selfie Pose

when you take a selfie and purposely flex your traps and chin to appear more muscular
My friend Drew has an Adamson Selfie Pose
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The smellies

When someone’s vibe is fine but their scent is committing crimes. Usually a mix of morning breath, mystery armpit, and “did you just wrestle a deli sandwich?” energy. Not a permanent condition—just a gentle nudge from the universe (or your spouse) that soap and toothpaste are about to be your best friends.
Good morning babe…oh my, you got the smellies
by 221B_Baker February 21, 2026
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American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.
Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy
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go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"
by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013
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