Definitions by 221B_Baker
The smellies
When someone’s vibe is fine but their scent is committing crimes. Usually a mix of morning breath, mystery armpit, and “did you just wrestle a deli sandwich?” energy. Not a permanent condition—just a gentle nudge from the universe (or your spouse) that soap and toothpaste are about to be your best friends.
The smellies by 221B_Baker February 21, 2026