A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.
"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
by TheSchwiz September 22, 2009
Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."
by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014
Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
by apt279 May 16, 2019
The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017
when you are really confused and you are trying to figure out something, but your friends are being assholes about it.
by Kungfoofish March 20, 2023
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
So you broke your arm, rub some Vagisil on it.
So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!
So what, your girlfriend broke up with you, rub some Vagisil on it!
by TOMM September 27, 2012