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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Polícia: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
mugGet the Polícia: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

Extended Release

The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.

Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009
mugGet the Extended Releasemug.

Quadrobics: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quadrobics: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the Quadrobics: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

Release the Pronjax

The single greatest expression of all time. Something that can never be fathomed by mortals or immortals, and can result in severe injury or death if attempted. Extreme jizz.
Dude 1: I'm thinking about asking this hot chick out... What should I do?
Dude 2: Release the Pronjax!
by Pyronix337 November 21, 2011
mugGet the Release the Pronjaxmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
mugGet the Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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