The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork

Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!

Jerk Plank by jerkmaster May 22, 2008

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phonk

The feeling that you get when you burp and fart at the same time.

1. I just had a realy satisfying phonk.

2. Yeah, I know, you tried to do it in my mouth until I realized what you were doing and stopped you!

phonk by Steve-oDay1 February 20, 2009

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plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

plonker by Michiwawa March 20, 2012