pants hampster

A man's dick, rod, or johnson.

In order to put his balls in the sad girls mouth, Milton had to put his pants hampster on her forhead.

by MemphisTN October 17, 2005

Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

Kirked in the Pants

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.

Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

tight pants

when a guy is happy =)

The viagra made him have tight pants.

by sammeh3 June 30, 2006

fat pants

Stretchy-elastic-waisted pants that women resort to wearing when they can't get their jeans zipped. They are often the result of holiday eating, are dark in color, and usually worn from November 30 through January 10.

"Hi Kathy, I haven't seen you wear those pants before"

"Yea, I put on a few pounds and everything else is too tight so I am wearing my fat pants"

by bingo-lingo November 30, 2009