Drain the Noodle 

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

Drain the Noodle by KathMac December 9, 2008

Toasting my noodle 

When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.

I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME

Toasting my noodle by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Cup of Noodles 

A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.

"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."

Cup of Noodles by Maruchan :) July 7, 2008

cup of noodles 

One of the easiest and best tasting foods in the universe.

Cup of noodles go very good with a dash of soy sauce!

cup of noodles by PFFFFFT December 16, 2007

chicken noodle soup 

1. A stupid ass dance that originated in New York in which people shake like they just hit a rock.
2. New York's attempt to get spotlight back on them because Atlanta got all the hottest dances,music,clubs,and girls but they need to sit they asses down because they look like retarded ass birds doin that shit.
3. I wouldn't even bootleg dat shit.

Every doin dat chicken noodle soup dance need to go jump off Brooklyn Bridge.

chicken noodle soup by Yo Skeet Skeet September 17, 2008

Pot Noodle Horn 

1) An advertising campaign/gimmick by the Pot Noodle company about people who blow huge horns when they want pot noodle.

2) Now synonymous in England with having a boner/stiffy/erection or being amorous or horny in any way.

1)
Advert: "Do you have the Pot Noodle Horn?"

Veiwer: "lol, wut?"

2)
Bob: "Man that girl was so hot, I had the pot noodle horn!"

Pot Noodle Horn by lul, whuts? November 3, 2008

Angry Noodle

When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.

I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.


That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!


Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.

Angry Noodle by Turtle "stubs" Dailey March 30, 2009