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When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.
I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.

That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!

Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.
by Turtle "stubs" Dailey November 13, 2008
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