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Jon Ball

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".
Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?
by Jdtodd July 6, 2017
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Jon

A term derived from a slang in ghana, refering to a person who is acting a fool. A person performing a silly act.
«Look at his Jon»
by ChairmanNoBiza January 28, 2022
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Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
I was railed by Jon last night!
by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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jon asle

halla kara jon asle berg her. ev æ mæ? sid is often refered to jon asle.
jon asle -det æ gunsti kara
by quickscoper29 January 10, 2018
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jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.
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jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island
by treva slaya September 15, 2016
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