Japedo

Lame ass douche bags that think they're the shit. Usually think that they're good at working on cars, but in reality they just blow fat dicks.

He just did a burnout and hit a curb in his Chevy. Wow, what a Japedo.

by japedoblowscock July 26, 2011

jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

by LandMforeva May 13, 2008

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

jaded

To not notice anything weird around you, Just having complete disregard for your surroundings

I'm so jaded I didn't notice I was sitting on someone

by Dukeydudebird June 25, 2005

Jared

A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.

ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.

by spankyanky ham April 24, 2008

Jahed

When you make/get made a fool out of yourself & get cucked over so badly that you are disappointed in yourself. You're so disappointed and embarrassed about it that dumb thing, that highly wants to make you commit stop living that the X fans who have fake depression can't even compare to how you're feeling.

"Feels bad man, he just got jahed."

"Bro, you just got jahed."

"Just jahed myself again."

"Got jahed so bad, i wanna kms"

by NoDeadMemes November 6, 2019

Jayda

Jayda is a girl who is a bit shy. After she gets out of her shyness she becomes overly rude and extra. She absolutely doesn’t know when to stop being mean.

“Bro, Jayda is such a rude person”
“I know right?!”

by Ahhellothere April 10, 2020