A male who doesn't have many or any male friends so he usually only has his girlfriend and/or her friends to tag along with.
Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Derived from the 2009 comedy, "I Love You, Man" starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel.
Chris -"Dude, is Steve gay? cuz all I see him with is Loren and her friends."
John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."
John-"nah Loren's his chick. He's a Girlfriend Guy; no male crew at all."
by K-Da6'1 August 15, 2009
Get the Girlfriend Guymug. A man who instead of using an open urinal to pee in, goes into the stall. This man would not have to do anything other than #1.
by humania August 27, 2007
Get the shy guymug. The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
by NeuGuy December 12, 2010
Get the Naked Guymug. The guy job is a form of male-male fellatio performed to the point orgasm. This sexual act usually involves severe gagging as the performer looks into the receiver's eyes
The guy job was legend to have first been performed by a male prostitute, Jim, on his lover, and wealthy vetinarian/ businessman, Guy.
The guy job is in identical to a blow job and is becoming a big part in the lifes of gay male couples and in gay porn
The guy job was legend to have first been performed by a male prostitute, Jim, on his lover, and wealthy vetinarian/ businessman, Guy.
The guy job is in identical to a blow job and is becoming a big part in the lifes of gay male couples and in gay porn
Jim sees Guy walk into his brothel- 'Oi, Guy, do you want a guy job?'
Guy- ' Yes, bitch, and hurry- I've got to meet Karl Marx in Dubai to plan that revolution thingy.'
Guy- ' Yes, bitch, and hurry- I've got to meet Karl Marx in Dubai to plan that revolution thingy.'
by elpedro1234 September 1, 2013
Get the guy jobmug. According to the Pedo Files, "An Encyclopedic Guide to All Things Pedo", a modern term of affection used by middle aged tech billionaires with decades younger girlfriends to describe their creepy elders who also have younger girlfriends but are less tech savvy and prefer to walk (from the Latin pedester, going on foot) or swim rather than drive electric cars or ride in kid-sized submarines. Some etymologists have suggested this may be a double entendre on the Afrikaans slang for an Olympic level 'pedo (or Speedo) wearing swimmer.
Modern usage: nice job Vern using your pedo instincts to find those young cave divers.
Afrikaans slang: Vern is a such a pedo guy, and he looks so manly in his Speedos.
Afrikaans slang: Vern is a such a pedo guy, and he looks so manly in his Speedos.
by E. Long Musk December 7, 2019
Get the Pedo Guymug. A man of East Asian ancestral descent. They are often overlooked in favor of Asian Girls by horny douchebags.
Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.
Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.
Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.
Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.
UrbanDictionary has tons of words and definitions for Asian Girl, but few for Asian Guy.
Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.
Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.
by NotMe11443611242639 September 22, 2014
Get the Asian Guymug. by Stud April 11, 2005
Get the Guy Thingmug.