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garnersnurgger

Person: Garnersnurgger
Person2: WTF
by anonymous July 25, 2022
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garetting

“Damn, I was garetting for hours last night, dude.”
“To what?”
I don’t know, porn?”
by oliverisaflop August 1, 2022
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Garret

A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022
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Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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garniture

a decoration or type of garnish used for many items of furniture.
"now selling cilantro garniture for 39.99!"
by C0rv1id.net September 18, 2022
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Gagnet

When your throat has a magnetic attraction to penis.
James said Cindy has a gagnet.
by Igot C. Rabs October 15, 2022
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garrett

a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)
"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"
by vannillaAJofficial204 November 27, 2022
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