Garneth

A person who is in the interwebs on various forums and games. He's a complete douchebag because he is rude to people quite often, even though they did nothing wrong!

Liam: Hey Garneth what's up?
Garneth: Shut up retard
Liam: Garneth stahp

by RandomPerson111111111 August 26, 2013

Garnet

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom

"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"

by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

Gareth Bridges

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.

Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.

by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009

Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

Garnet

Two lesbian space rocks in a trench coat.

Garnet is a combination of two of the coolest lesbians in the galaxy.

by VolatileLemons August 4, 2018

Gareth

Very well mannered, has loads of ambition. knows how to please a women both in bed and in the designer clothes stores. Drives nothing but sports cars, will definitely own a yacht and private jet with all the inspiration and thoughts that he has to offer to the world!!

Who's yacht were partying on last night? We were on Gareth of course.

by Gareth3241 September 30, 2018

Gareth Southgate

An alternative word for take away food - Food is coming home

Is this order to dine in or Gareth Southgate?

Hi there, I would like to place an order to Gareth Southgate

by Stevie_j91 July 18, 2018