My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

choosing lesser evil

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.

Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

star vs the forces of evil

A show about a really weird and happy girl called Star(main character) and she's kinda of a rebel.She travels to earth and meet Marco,a "safe-boy" and he makes nachos.They have adventures fighting mosters and life,there's Janna(banana),Jackie(bitch) and other weird friends

Star vs the forces of evil or STFOE is a crazy and funny show,emotional too

by Crazy_girl_that_likes_SU April 8, 2017

For you lived in a world of evil.

The last line of the Shakespeare play "The Plumber of Sackman Street", cried at the grave site of King Enrico by his son Josepherus.

"Rest in peace, for you lived in a world of evil."

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

thresh the evil fetus

To harvest olives.

After threshing the fetus, it's common practice in Greece for men to fill the orifices of lamb and sheep with their penises.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Axis of Evil

1- a scapegoat for bush to blame things when stuff goes wrong.He thinks he action man or something.

bush: howdy yall, say partnah what happens if i push this red shiny lookin' thingy?
james bond: No! sir dont press it! for the love of god no!!!
bush: whats that? press it? hokely dokelie


*universe explodes*

by Anonymous August 1, 2003