A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".
Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010
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Docking is when two men join together in an unbreakable bond.....
By sliding ones slug skin over the others button mushroom they become docked ,similar to the modules on the international space station....
By sliding ones slug skin over the others button mushroom they become docked ,similar to the modules on the international space station....
Johnny boy Docked Edwards button mushroom deep within his old slug skin and thrust like a badger in a trap thus docking like a legend
by Shabberswittsy July 23, 2017
Get the Docking mug.The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.
John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm
Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking
John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives
Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking
John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives
by Chase Thundercock August 18, 2017
Get the Ducking mug.When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015
Get the Shoulder-Dicking mug.When one person has a outie belly button and the other has a innie. They both press there bellys together with docks there belly buttons together.
Hey my girlfriend has an outie belly button. So when done some belly button docking last night it was amazing!
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