Cuntasaurus

An old controlling bully. Queen of the bullies. It's their way or no way. Trantrums frequently by stomping all over people with their Jurassic like mangled bird feet, sharpened toenails for scratching the eyes out of others, spitting their obnoxious venom loudly and demolishing anything in its path with their wrinkly aged spotted low hanging balls.

Person 1: Did you read about Alan Jones latest rant threatening to have her job if he didn't get his way?
Person 2: Yeah. What a giant cuntasaurus!

by Ninjaella October 6, 2018

cuntapplesauce

it means to find happiness in the little thing.

My friend is learning to cuntapplesauce .

by HBKKDEC November 21, 2019

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

contaceted

word born out black persons usage of the internets

Did anyone get contaceted by the guys at Semi-Permanent about their work being in the book under the guest section yet or is it just me?
black-marmalade

(Dec 16 04, 03:29)

by black-marmalade December 16, 2004

cantankering

Placing laborious effort into an action.

What could have been you cantankering away at the keyboard for hours is now you and I doing not entirely to your undoing the can can when you come on urbandictionary.com, dahling!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

contact geek

A contact geek is a person who left to their own devices would not typically be a geek. A person who is a contact geek understands anime, videogame, coding and/or science references only because they've heard these terms mentioned by their geek friends and at some point have suffered an explanation by those same friends. A good manager will often become a contact geek as a matter of survival.

On the show "Saved By the Bell", Zack was the coolest character in high school but he was also a contact geek due to his close friendship with Screech.

by MadScribe June 29, 2008

Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.

Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.

by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009