crusty banana fluff

crusty banana fluff is when you grind up cornflakes into little pieces and sprinkle it up your bum.

Jesus: please can someone lick up my crusty banana fluff?

Graham Norton: i can take care of that.

by Mr. Wibble May 1, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006

Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.

by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014

Crusty Sweet Potato

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

by CDog821 June 22, 2016

crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.

I made a crusty Dutch oven last night

by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019

Crusty Iced Bun

Where a male leaves his post-coitus ejaculate upon a woman's posterior, whereupon it is left a number of hours until a crunchy texture is achieved.

After the third date we spiced things up a bit - crusty iced bun dawg!

by John Cash 808 September 2, 2016