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crusty bomb 

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.
"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"

crusty Trump bone 

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"
Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.
crusty Trump bone by jawonmain January 19, 2008

crusty yellow fang 

Phrase used to describe a chick with stained, crooked front teeth.
Snaggle tooth, a.k.a “crusty yellow fang,” caused me to projectile vomit onto my computer when describing her weekend with the hairy weasel.

Crusty tromcone

A long pointy cone dome, which is dipped into crusty old green and orange shit. Also known as the skid mark of buddah.
Derek J was proud of his signiture crusty tromcone. He loves to have rory lick it off slowly, while bagging up yayo like a mad scientist.
Crusty tromcone by Bruce Maki April 16, 2007

crusty clegbit 

Piece of dried up shit caught up in arsehair. Popularised by welsh mountain sheep and brought into mainstream usage by perverted farmers.
"Bollocks, forgot m'fookin wellies. Ahhhh I know I'll hold on to the crusty clegbit"
crusty clegbit by Edward D June 13, 2007

Crusty Brownie 

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.
Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!
Crusty Brownie by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009