The (often sweaty) part of the man's anatomy that is located in between the bollucks and the ring-hole. Usually home to sparsely populated and wiry black pubes.
I was getting head off Pamela Anderson when all of a sudden she started licking my crunket, I started to giggle and then laughed when I let a wet stinky one go on her chin.. she just smiled and said "Oh your so funny".
by Meefa October 29, 2005
Get the Crunket mug.Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.
by Mount P February 12, 2006
Get the Crunk Junk mug.A genre of Punk Rock that, that has a little rapping in it with hi-fi metal guitar, not to be confused with artist's music like Lil Jhon.
by Liv4Th3Music August 21, 2007
Get the Crunk Punk mug.Did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? That was a mother fuckin crunch bar!
by DaleTheSnail August 25, 2010
Get the Crunch Bar mug.Mariah Carey was the first to feature a Hip-Hop artist on a single that was not a remix. It's now commonplace with Usher and Ciara the first male and female artists, respectively, to release Crunk & B singles - Usher with "Yeah" and Ciara with "Goodies".
by Mondoni July 16, 2008
Get the Crunk & B mug.1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)
by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter Captain Crunch mug.D: "Hey girl, let's take you shopping today huh?"
J: "I don't think so, bro. I am so crungover."
D: "You were the one who wanted to get crunk last night!"
J: "I don't want to talk about it."
J: "I don't think so, bro. I am so crungover."
D: "You were the one who wanted to get crunk last night!"
J: "I don't want to talk about it."
by Dave Berlin January 9, 2009
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