crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

crotch clevage

When a male wears shorts and sits down to reveal his shorts get bunched up between his thighs, leaving what is now known as "crotch clevage."
Disclaimer: This can be a good experience, or a bad one...

"Check out that crotch clevage he has goin' on!"

by Leafy & Steph August 13, 2007

crotch nuggets

Testicles.

I want to kick you in your crotch nuggets!

by Minya Siedre October 11, 2010

Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006