cater

to give or receive a serious ass whooping.

a word poularized in the 90's in the northern california region. almost like being served, but refers soley to beat downs. not some square ass teeny bopper dance moves.

1. chuck liddell catered tito's punk ass twice.

2. I hope you ate your wheaties cause I am going to cater you bitch.

by miggaty mac January 30, 2007

jimmy carter

The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.

Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.

by Garth Vader October 1, 2006

vince carter

One of the most amazing players of nowadays.Payed with the all star team many times and has made the greatest dunk i ever seen!!! jumping over his oponent.

I would like to play like Vince

by Danilo January 15, 2006

Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

carter

An awesome person with a huuuuge dick

Oh harder Carter it's so big

by Carter da man December 21, 2016

Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

by Hot Dizzle May 2, 2008

Crates

Something that will never get finished

When will be done doing Crates?

by 5 moms April 19, 2018