MILF & Cookies

1) Danger Kitty
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.

I'm hungry for some pussy. I'm going out to see if I can't pick up some MILF & Cookies.

by Meat Sock February 26, 2009

Cookie Duster

An unshapen mustache, starting from just under the nose, trimmed only around the brim of the top lip. A full bodied, thick, and most often very coarse, lip brow. More than capable of topping off a womans vagina in the deed of oral sex, resembling a duster.

Jons sweet new Mazda Miata and Cookie Duster definately scream 'I just ate a hookers poon'.

by d_town August 28, 2009

doom cookie

Conventionally referring to a 'tryhard' goth. Nowadays it refers to the 'tryhard' emo phenomenon. These doom cookies act and dress like emo without understanding the true nature of the subculture and exploit the title of emo.

I thought you were friends?
No she is a doom cookie.

by rach XD September 15, 2007

Tossing Cookies

To puke chunks all over the place

Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!

by SlopNChop May 4, 2018

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.

Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"

by Rhym3 August 14, 2009

Urban Cookie

The collective name for illegal pills which you might take in a night club.

I got fucked up on urban cookies.

by ghurt45 September 26, 2009