cookie lady

Lady in your neighborhood (normally in the hood) who sell snacks such as takis

Hey Tyrone wanna go to the cookie lady and buy some shit?"

by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

Cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina

You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl

by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

"Cookie" jar

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.

"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"

by Hey boss November 30, 2016

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

Cookie Water

Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.

Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.

by araxx January 10, 2017

Cookie Cutter Dude

A Cookie Cutter Man by Definition is usually a Man/Boy raised to put women on a Pedestal and worship the ground she walks on. And will soon learn that behavior will get him no where with women. He is the type of guy that goes on 3 or 4 dates with women and don't make his intentions clear. Which often leads to him not getting any play and putting himself in the friend zone. Women don't respect him because he has no spine or sense of self worth. The Cookie Cutter man is a word founded Steve The Dean by Owner of TheManMindset.com. Which is a dating company formed to help young beta males become more Alpha.

The Cookie Cutter Dude is a Man that's dosent get the signals that women give him when they are interested. Because he is such a Cookie Cutter Dude

Cookie Cutter Dude That Dude just let her walk past without saying anything. He is such a cookie cutter dude

by Cookie Cutter Man March 28, 2017