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Constipational

The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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Mask Constipation

When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
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Constimulating

What happens when you take these simple words....Constipated....and Stimulating together....pretty much what happens when a guy/girl/m.j will take a massive she and are constipated and will get sexual pleasures out of it. Usually happens to most people who participate in anal sex on a regular basis. Really not a nice feeling but it works out strangely.
Linda: "ohhh..."
Marty: "Whats wrong?"
Linda:"Ohh nothing just about when you drilled my ass last night."
Marty:"Why what happened?"
Linda:"I went to the crapper, i took a shit and it was
somehow very constimulating."
by MrNewf September 1, 2008
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consistisize

Noun....

To make things consistent, to iron out inconsistencies.
Roger was poring over his thesis, in his attempt to consistisize the terms of speech in each chapter.

Consistisizing your work is essential for an academic presentation.
by llanellirog January 13, 2006
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teeth-conscious

When one has something done with their teeth (ex. braces, veneers, whitening, etc) and suddenly begins noticing other people's pearly whites.
James: Oh dude you got veneers.
Joe: I know, you know that chick I'm hitting on?
James: Yeah what 'bout her?
Joe: I saw her smile, looks like shit.
James: Veneers got you teeth-conscious, bruh.
by cirquedusolame December 9, 2009
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the constitution party

A group of old white men with fucked up ideals that include the notion that one is not truly an american unless one's ancestors were here during the signing of the constitution.
It is really frightening that the white supremacists of the constitution party is considered the third biggest party in america.
by suburbandaydreamer August 2, 2009
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