Bits

'lisp' slang for Bitch. Can be used as a term of endearment or greeting to people you know. Slightly offensive towards strangers

see bitch

Adrian: Yo what you talking bout Willis?
Shawn: Bits! Not that shit again

Shawn: The codename for my ex is bits, so keep it on the low low
Pierre: Yo she knows...
Shawn: Bits!

by da_thug44 November 19, 2007

Bacon Bits

the dangly bits of an old outtie vagina. Often associated with causing high cholestorol in older men and victims of MILFS.

"Get off those bacon bits hunny the doctor said to watch your choletorol" "I love the salty taste of your bacon bits tonight hunny, they almost look as though they could use a trim, they are getting extra fatty, not good for my cholestorol" "MMMM bacon bits can get so wet when stimulated correctly on a hot day" "I love to nibble on my wifes bacon bits of a morning"

by Danee March 31, 2007

man bitty

being fed on the cock from birth

Adam was cock fed on man bittie

by stephen February 4, 2005

bitty

like the little britain example but when you do it with your "partner" not your mum or nan.

ben wanted bitty from jess

by beep March 25, 2005

Betsy

An insult used to describe a female stuck in the colonial period, wearing a starched dress, churning butter, and wearing a bonnet. A tip off is when she uses terms such as: "on the fritz," "tizzy," or "bluffing."

Alana: Did you see that ho wearing the apron?
Dan: I know, she's such a Betsy!

by Dana Hallowell July 15, 2008

BITTY

A sloth like creature that thinks about nothing but alcohol. He is consumed by his lust for wild Margaux's. His alcoholism has driven him to all time lows. Bitties hook up with other guys on occasion. They want to touch anything that moves. Bitties favorite motto is "one shot, two shot, three shot, fuck this saying i want MORE!" Bitty lives his life on the edge and is very promiscuous.

I LOVE TO SAY, FUCKING BITTY.

Hey bitty, your a lust craving alcoholic douche.

by Thebittymonster June 28, 2011

BITTY

A little man from South London who goes out with a Northern bird with huge waps. Every day he gets suffocated. He sucks on them. He is BITTY!

Please love give me you titties. I am BITTY!

by GayIcon April 13, 2013