banter

Highly irritating word used by "people of a certain class" to describe the act of talking to someone who isn't a complete moron and can reciprocate said act. The word is one of about fifteen or so (for instance, "physically", "actually" and "grim") that are used excessively in conversations that do not call for their presence. To use the word "banter" to describe talking to someone, or, worse still, to use it proactively (see below) is a crime of speech and should garnish you a mother-fucker of a kick arse from all those around you who recognise you for the nob you are.

Descriptively: "Yeah, we had a great time last night - sank a few pints and had a bit o' banter..."

Proactively: "Let's go out tonight, sink a few pints and have a bit o' banter!" (note the elevated excitement in the proactive usage, indicated by the exclamation mark)

by Zaarin May 4, 2007

Canter banter

The act of engaging in verbal competition with another whilst in the vicinity of the city of Canterbury, South East England. Such communication may include insulting the other, or the other's family or friends. When occuring amongst the student population (i.e. those attending Canterbury Christ Church of the University of Kent), it may be used to indicate the unimpressive drinking capability of a certain individual.

Example of Canter banter:
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."

by ellenstone July 26, 2009

Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.

Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)

by PandaAddict August 21, 2012

banter

playfully insulting somebody, who will not take you seriously.

You complete twat ;) :P

by donnald duck June 10, 2005

battery acid

The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.

Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.

Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.

by Zakarius September 28, 2005

Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018

begbies banter

banter, pure pish talk, hard man patter,nonsense,

aye he is full of begbies banter, pure pish talk thinks he is a vster

by vsters August 10, 2007