The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.
In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)
by Names are for sissies June 12, 2006
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by JOHN December 13, 2003
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A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
Get the WAL-MART mug.A (usually) overweight woman wearing far too much makeup and trashy clothing that you see clinging to the arm of a different elderly man and making a beeline for the jewelry department every time you go to Wal-Mart.
Did you see that woman? She was with a toothless Nascar enthusiast yesterday and today she's with a fat old man. She's obviously the local Wal-Mart Whore.
by Not the local Wal-mart Whore December 10, 2007
Get the Wal-Mart Whore mug.The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
by musicfan62 March 22, 2009
Get the Wal-Mart mug.Also known as "Wally World", A place where teenagers, mostly in the south, go when they get bored of the Mall or the Movies.
by SakuraShirubi October 7, 2004
Get the Wal-mart mug.A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.
EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.
satan: this is hell fool!
EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart
satan: this is hell fool!
EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart
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