JOHN's definitions

3rdyearece

these guys are serious muppets

what are them muppets doing in our lab

Whats wrong with that muppet

by john November 27, 2003

daisy chaining

when (usually boys in private schools) gather round and toss each other off

up for a bit off daisy chaining??

by john May 14, 2003

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

Walrus

While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.

Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.

by John January 14, 2005

Crazybadger

cool website, people hurting themselves, the website rocks!!! can be used as something to call someone.

shut up you CRAZYBADGER

by john December 10, 2003

sticky man piss

see wordjizz/word

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
wordJohn/word loves the cock!

by John August 30, 2003

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005