JOHN's definitions

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

oh, well

'oh, well' is an interjection that means 'i could not care less.'

i spent my girlfriend's birthday money at the strip club. oh, well. she's maxed out my texaco card!

by John December 7, 2003

barney

A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids phisheads. They dress like they just came off a farm yard barn milking the cows. barney singular, barneys plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

by john January 2, 2005

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

Wyke Manor

A place of poor teaching, and even worse management.

Wyke Manor is a really good school!

by John July 26, 2004