JOHN's definitions

Interboro High School

Place were kids piss in the fryer and goose the gym teacher stuffs stocks in his crotch. Its a Rat and mold infested school, made up of 80% "thug"/prep, and 20% freaks. Half of the girls are either preganent, contracted some sort of disease or gay/bisexual. Kids come to school intoxicated, high, or sniff coke in the bathroom. 75% of the students/facualty are addicated to cigarettes, alcohol, or some other illegal substance. Or they cut their wrist (and they think is cool)

drunkard waste of air, expect for ms. pat the cookie lady

by John April 16, 2005

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

Booty Dance

When Tracy gets on stage during a night of drinking and decides to try and shake her ass like she was in a P Diddy video.

Hey, The Band just pulled Tracy on stage to dance. Look at her doing the Booty Dance. I wonder if she realizes that everyone in the bar knows her.

by John September 15, 2003

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

vestibule

1.A place where OMG omg HI2u! is deemed intelligent, re: a fuckhole
2.A place where assclowns reign sumpreme

my mother drank, did coke, and stabed her stomach when she was pregnant with me. I should go down to the vestibule where i feel smart!

by john March 18, 2003

The List

Refers to a list of people one might decide to have a sexual encounter with if they were not currently in a relationship.

Hey Tracy, tell us who are the top 3 on "The List" you have if you didn't have a boyfriend.

by john September 22, 2003

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

by John December 27, 2004