christmas tree weed

an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro

last night i smoked some christmas tree weed.

by uptown king December 28, 2009

pussy fucking willow tree

A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.

"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."

"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."

by cathhhNtorrriii September 17, 2009

Couple Two Tree

Exclusive to the Wyoming Valley, means "a few"

When speaking to a vendor at the fair....
"Can I get a couple two tree hoddogs, one wit sauerkraut, one wit not?"

by Freida Gillespe November 11, 2007

Iron Christmas Tree

The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.

Guy: What's that smell?

Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?

by Hollywood Sam March 31, 2009

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

by El Duderino August 27, 2006

money tree

a tree can grows money

the bad guys treat her as a money tree to making use her to earn money for them.

by Lai Mun-Chung July 20, 2006

tree hugger

Individual that plants trees and will not cut them down where they are not indigenous, especially in Western United States. This results in disastrous forest fires that, ironically, burns down the tree huggers home. Enraged by this, tree hugger then torches large SUV's in car lots, releasing incredible amounts of toxins into the atmosphere. Can usually be found in upscale coffee bars and protesting at world economic summits.

Bob loved junk science because it went hand in hand with being a tree hugger.

by ponder November 1, 2003