toaster oven

A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.

put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.

by f April 16, 2004

Burnt Toast

When expecting something awesome yet instead it's super stale

Quit acting so burnt toast ya little bitch!

by Ofresh August 12, 2014

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006

toast

Urban expession of a series of guns.
a.k.a. heat

"We don' go nowhere without toast, we thugged out." 50 Cent Wanksta

by BC December 8, 2003

French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

by YourAdopted November 30, 2011

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

toaster streudle

a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.

Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.

(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.

by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009