Stumass

Stumass is a dumbass mixed with a stupidass.

Bob knocks over a can of canola oil🤔🤔🤔🤔

Ashia was livid then said " u stumass "

by Prissy40089 November 3, 2021

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

Stumbalin

12/05/2021
American Mid-West Slang
Adj.
The brief period of time a person has before "Falling" in love with another person, place or thing.
Origin - Kansas City, MO USMFA

"Like damn bro, I'm stumbalin over Jesse bad man, If I don't quit trippin over this chick, I'mma fall."

by Lincoln Strongwill December 5, 2021

Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022

Stunpank

Something stunning, and incredible at the same time!

a goat can jump, and climb, pretty easily, that's "Stunpank"

by not 4 You March 11, 2022

Stumply

Inordinately short-legged, compared to the remaining body.

That Bassett Hound's legs certainly are stumply looking!

by Bionic Brian Buddy March 14, 2022