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crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.
the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.
by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011
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Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012
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D-strap

The thin beard along a mans chin.

Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them
This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap
by hackerChick397 February 1, 2014
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Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
by Riddler16 June 25, 2016
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dinky strap

An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..
Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.

Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope
by SSHandler June 1, 2016
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Tongue Strap

Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*
"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"
by BB/TT August 9, 2017
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hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
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