Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 21, 2006

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.

Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.

by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017