Splatter Patter

Really small penis

Billy has a splatter patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020

Sploot

Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss

I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.

by BigChungles May 10, 2020

Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sploot

Sploot is a word used to describe throwing something like eggs or pottery or even mattresses.

I’m going to sploot Michelle tonight!

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Slotta

Someone who has been passed around

This term is mostly used in philly

“We bombed that dumb ass slotta in the back of the jawn”

by DaBoat September 29, 2020