Sneezogasm

Usually when a male or female is getting to sneeze and is like Ohh Ohh Ohh like they are going to have an orgasm but end up sneezing instead

Me: My girlfriend just had a sneezogasm
Guy1: Oh is she ok?
Me: Yeah just allergies

by Srapples January 19, 2012

sneezer

an allergen that causes sneezing.

Pollen could be a sneezer for some.

by uttam maharjan August 21, 2012

Sneezeface

One who has snot on his face, or dangling from his nostril while unaware, or the act of.

Jenny: "Did you sleep with Tim last night?"

Sarah: "Hell no, he had total sneezeface."

by Eskimo Thunder February 6, 2013

Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for somewhone who tends to sneeze a lot even thought they don't have any visible allergies

my dad is such a sneezer-tweezer and I make fun of him for that reason.

by Sexydimma September 6, 2013

sneeze and snap

when a bigger guy has sex with a smaller guy -- and everyone's afraid that one sneeze would snap the smaller guy in half!

I was out at 440 Sunday night, when this "sneeze and snap" come on to me, obviously wanting some hot sex!!

by sfocuteguy November 20, 2013

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014