smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

by B-rizzle February 12, 2019

smash class

To have sex and with an inexperienced partner.

I took that girl home from the club, and smash class was in session.

by MrSmileyTat2 May 14, 2018

Smash Grabbington

A person who partakes in smash and grab weekends away when you are only allowed to pack your passport and no hotel is booked. The individual will have picked a city hosting a top rave with DJs they enjoy listening to. This rave may take place in a club, a warehouse or even a festival. A Smash Grabbington is a music connoisseur and selects their raves very carefully. No sleep is permitted.

I was speaking to a Smash Grabbington earlier and he was telling me that he had flown out here just to visit the Robert Johnson to watch Pralesh for 12 hours and then he was taking a taxi straight to the airport to fly home!

by Bocelli October 12, 2018

Taking a smash

Taking a crazy §μ!+

Carlos: Bro i godda take a smash.
Bill: what's that?
Carlos: A big Shit.
Taking a smash- poop

by TrippySav August 8, 2018

smash out

To have familiar relations with, usually sex.

If you're going to smash out with that skank, wear a condom.

by BigIrish June 24, 2006

Smash and grab

When in prison, and one man is anal raping another man but has the decency to give the rapee a reach around.

My first few years in prison were rough, but my new cell mate at least gives me the courtesy of a smash and grab.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010