Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015

shadingle

The name of the warts you get after being infected with genital herpes.

The next morning after I fucked Jenny I had a shadingle

by Chowder420/10-2 July 5, 2016

Shroobing

(v) When you float down a river using only a mushroom.

James: Hey, you wanna go Shroobing tonight?
Mason: Yea man, I heard the water's gonna be just right for it.

by Kage Babi December 7, 2016

Schrödingers Gay

Schrödingers Gay is a way of describing a situation where you don't know the exact gender of a certain person you are dating.
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"

A: I got a really hot tinder date tonight!
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.

by Prof. Omniscient January 21, 2017

Sloading

Loading, but extremely slow.

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.

by Browniez February 7, 2017

Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.

As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.

by Bonesaf May 22, 2017