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she touches his thighs as if to measure their capacity, then she sits down and kisses his face licking all of its features.
she takes his hands and shows them what to do, where to remain, reside. Her excitement produces extra saliva. Wetting his whole body. Enwrapping his cock. Suck it, he whispers. And she loves to please him. Take it in. All in. He caresses her ass gently then firmly. She ejects her love juices inviting his penetration. But before she moans for the first time she turns around and checks if he is wearing a condom.
by Krkič November 29, 2019
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Hood love story

A private story on snapchat where you spill about your past relationships and people you talked to.
"guys make sure you add me to your hood love story"
by NoneOfYaBusiness8175 February 24, 2020
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cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita October 25, 2015
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short story

Getting less than sex, usually a handjob but could be a blowjob.
I went out w/ Betty last night. I tried to read the novel but she would only give me a short story.
by Douglas The Cat October 28, 2006
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What a story

An inappropriately enthusiastic response used to belittle an incredibly banal or boring statement. Copied from a line of dialogue in Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".
Ceri: Organic revision is hell. I have no idea what I'm looking at!

Tom: Ha ha ha. What a story.
by Frenchos July 7, 2011
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Sex story

Here is one of the best sex story’s of my entire life:

Once I was at my girlfriends house and she told me she was taking a shower,when she left the room I sat there bored for about 5 minutes until I decided I wanted to do something fun.I went up to the bathroom door and I peeked through the key hole to see her unbuttoning her shirt so sexy it was like she knew I was watching her.She started taking off her ripped jeans along with her underwear,to reveal her fat ass. She was fully naked apart from her red,
Lacey bra. She started unbuttoning her bra,revealing her gigantic tits.As she started to step into the shower I started unbuttoning my trousers, along with my boxers.I took of my shirt still watching her through the key hole,I couldn’t hold it any more I got a coin and turned the lock and BURST into the bathroom shower as I hear a slight gasp by her.I grabbed her inner thighs,dragging her out the shower onto the bathroom floor.We started doing the dirty and when I penetrated her i picked her up into the shower and She started giving me the handjob of my life to my 10 inch, hard dick.I was moaning like mad.After about 30 minutes I say to her,“I believe it’s your turn now” but she whispers to me,“in a couple minutes I like hearing you moan” after a couple minutes as she promised,we switched places and I immediately starting playing with her fat tits,rubbing, biting,licking,it felt so good.I started giving her a handjob to her throbbing pussy
We carried on for a few hours before it was hard to stop. We fell asleep together naked in her bed with cum all over us. It was the best night night of my life!

Write ur sex story down! (If u have one ;)
by anonymous October 21, 2021
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Lesley Story

A story with no real point or meaning.
Wow, Fred just told the worst lesley story!
by $$Chucho$$ August 5, 2009
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