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slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.
by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021
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Slug

Someone who creeps around in a group of friends blending in but contributing nothing to the group socially or productively. Most of the time this person is a stand in friend for numbers sake.
"That man has not moved from that seat or said one word all night, what a slug."
by Jnewms January 2, 2016
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Salty slug

The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...
by Wormwhisperer November 4, 2022
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Slug kiss

When someone licks your face as a sign of affection
I heard Linda got a slug kiss last night... Gross
by Therealthug1278 April 15, 2015
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Slug

Slug is a slimey boy whith a long or small body that moves slowly. It's like a snail but without the little conch house thing. They are gastropods and moves by their foot which contracts in rhythmic waves and allows them to slide at the same time they leave that slime track wherever they go.
These bois have both male and female genitalia and can either impregnate themselves or mate with another slug, which in this case both get pregananant and give life to a hundred other slugs.
Slugs can be a pain the ass if you have a garden as they tend to eat fruits, vegetables and other plants. Fortunately, they are eaten by small animals, birds and bigger insects.

WARNING: Please don't eat slugs if you're playing truth or dare, it won't end well.
My grandma got furious when she discovered our neighbour left slugs inside her greenhouse, so she joined us at a Halloween night and threw eggs and toilet paper in their yard when they were out.
by FrenzyFerret December 22, 2020
mugGet the Slugmug.

fear of slugs

you know you have a fear of slugs when u cry when u see a slut
girl: *sees slug and screams*
boy: darn girl you must have a fear a slugs

fear of slugs- screaming and crying when u see a slug
by slugggggggirl August 15, 2017
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Sneaky Slug

When you try to kiss a person but they force fuck your mouth with a firm tongue
She sneaky slugged me when I tried to kiss her
by Sneakyslug July 31, 2023
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