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Gnarly Physical Science Teacher

A teacher who'll drive into American Wing Co. blasting Luda's hit song, "Move Bitch Get Out The Way", with a car full of freshman cheerleaders.
Where's that music coming from?
Oh from that Gnarly Physical Science Teacher!
by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007
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Teh Science

completely politicized science
Teh Science says that you can never go back to normal even after you are vaccinated, and also that biological sex does not exist.
by Eushshtb April 14, 2021
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spirit science

A bullshit term made up by spiritual people to make it look like there is evidence backing up their claims.
BroBro.. I'm spirit science as hell, my ora is so bright.
by Woodchuck April 19, 2016
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Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
by Pialinist July 5, 2020
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Science Denier

A person who openly denies results published by the global scientific community, usually for economic or political reasons.

In the United States, most science deniers are Republicans who believe that climate change doesn't exist and that homosexuality is a choice and not something that is determined via genetics during a fetus' development
Donald Trump is a Science Denier, he claimed that Global Warming was a hoax invented by the Chinese.
by Super Thicc January 29, 2017
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scientifical

adj. Magic-like properties explained through scientific means; an explanation for a claim to properties that defy common sense, in the absence of proof.
Scrubbing Bubbles' claim to "continue cleaning for up to four days" is a little too scientifical to be believed.

When it comes to advertising, science is the new magic. Everything is scientifical!
by tsuchi July 23, 2012
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Kansas Science

Humbuggery. B.S. The opposite of "science" as the rest of the world understands it.

A result of the Kansas school board redefining science to accomodate the creationist viewpoint embodied in so-called Intelligent Design.
Gravity is caused by elves. Faeries are responsible for the behavior of electrons. Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. This is all provable by Kansas Science!
by James Burke July 24, 2008
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