Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi June 30, 2015

scientifical

adj. Magic-like properties explained through scientific means; an explanation for a claim to properties that defy common sense, in the absence of proof.

Scrubbing Bubbles' claim to "continue cleaning for up to four days" is a little too scientifical to be believed.

When it comes to advertising, science is the new magic. Everything is scientifical!

by tsuchi March 11, 2012