Robert

A person who hangs around the local park and outside side schoolgrounds at break and lunchtime.

Guy1: Hey did you see that Robert hangin outside the park?

Guy2: Yeah, Fuckin' kiddyfiddler

by Maesteg boys June 13, 2008

cum-robber

A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.

Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!

by eda-skip October 3, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!

Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."

by saraaintyobaby'sdaddeh October 28, 2008

robeks

A wannabe Jamba Juice.

I had some Robeks today, and I swear to god I thought I was in a Jamba Juice joint.

by kimbov June 15, 2008

RobDenBleyker

A godly stick/non-stick flash animator. Should never be confused with rob lewis. Creator of Cole W. Mole and Joe Zombie

You can see RobDenBleyker's work at www.sticksuicide.com/ss/

by Anonymous the Poster July 12, 2003

Robe Girl

It references girls who lounge around the house in nothing but a robe. These girls are usually are high maintenance, but have no problem hanging around their house naked. Many times guys will deal with the high maintenance that comes with Robe Girls because they don't want to miss out on the sex. The term Robe Girl is often applicable to most any girl who gets out of the shower and into a robe, bypassing getting dressed.

Sarah is so high maintenance, she's probably a robe girl.

by longdongsilvers December 15, 2008

Robert Burnside

he is soooooo funny and can ALWAYS make me smile.. i love him so so so much. i don't know what i'd do without a Robert. he's the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. he's super cute and good at everything he does, and he's a beast at drums. Robert has all kinds of friends. everyone loves Robert Burnside. & he's the best kisser everrrr. :) hehehee. i love you babe! <3 you are the best. xoxox.

"bet you wish you had a Robert Burnside in your life"
"yeah, i do. :( he's just soooooooooooooo amazing" :)

by mego leanne October 13, 2011