Vallis Prometeo

A person with a massive penis

Woah! Vallis Prometeo has a massive penis!

by Wyven Dictionary July 2, 2019

Professional

Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.

"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".

by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010

Progesterone

Bio chemicals released by femal mamals when on there menstral cycal. The chemicals excite the oposite sex and are mainly what cause rapeings by weakminders.

I have been laying men by the dozens since I started my Progesterone cycle.

by JKD February 24, 2003

professional fan

a fan who knows a lot about a band or artist but is less creepy and cooler than a stalker/fan girl, but still not as cool as a groupie.

"That girl must be a professional fan. She doesn't know the band but she's way cooler than a fan girl."

by Stacy Lynn March 3, 2008

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).

Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010

Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.

Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.

by Evilbobman May 25, 2011

promasturbate

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

by MomsKnife August 29, 2014